Favorite films

  • Hiroshima Mon Amour
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • The Exorcist
  • American Beauty

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  • Scream

    ★★★½

  • Sleeping Beauty

    ★★★★

  • Shoot the Piano Player

    ★★★

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    Only thing Top Gun: Maverick confirmed for me is that Miles Teller is sex on legs. Or, I suppose in this case, sex on wings. Oh, additionally, how homoerotic every single person in the military truly is; like just admit you wanna makeout with each other already.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    Everything bagels destroying our universe seems about right. I wouldn’t want to be sucked into my failure bagel either…

    I feel like I’m in my worse multiverse but I suppose that means endless possibilities to access my potential by verse jumping, ya know? 

    Huge wow all around. So damn good, I cried.

    Also, a big F U middle finger to the old white couple who left during the first hotdog scene… not only do y’all have zero sense of humor but you missed so many amazing parts.

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    Justice for Drew!

  • Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty

    ★★★★

    That’s right, I have never watched Sleeping Beauty until today. And yes, before you ask, I did have an amazing childhood. I suppose, Disney fairy tales just have never really piqued my interests. It is never too late to travel the wonders of imagination and revolutionary storytelling from this iconic studio as an adult. Almost cried because of how beautiful this animation is — truly unmatched. Glad I have started to dip my toes in the magical pond of Disney’s golden age.

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

    Am I crazy in saying this movie’s concept was SUPER cool and all-around captivating?? Like I will be in thinking about this one for a long while. But the execution? Honey, I’m so lost! Loose ends? Untied! Me? Flabbergasted! Feminism? Won! (I think, I don’t know)

    Florence Pugh, mother of God, you are so insanely talented!

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Peele’s most horrifying work so far in my opinion truly shook me and opened my eyes (no pun intended) to many glaring problems facing our fucked up world and fucked up country! Nope delivered edge-of-your-seat entertainment and jaw-dropping scares. This rewards a second viewing for sure and I can’t wait to write about all the shit and nuances to such a singular & career defining film. For now, all I’ll say is social media/binge-media consumption, consumerism, and the police are all a damn bitch. Jordan does not miss. Yep.