Favorite films

  • The Beguiled
  • High and Low
  • Phantom Thread
  • Out of Sight

Recent activity

  • Titane

  • Memoria

  • Nobody

  • The Silence of the Lambs

Recent reviews

  • Capote


    Philip Seymour Hoffman performances are my Capote.

    *spins bowtie*

  • My First Film

    My First Film

    It's been a long time since I've tried to write about a film coherently, but I have been watching a lot of Twitch lately. This is the pinnacle of both forms, and something completely new at the same time. Astounding.

Popular reviews

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

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    If you want to see a movie where a supremely talented group comes together in one last push towards a grand finale hosted by Elizabeth Banks,…

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    One time I ate a delicious pie.

    I mean, really delicious. So delicious that I would still think about this pie 20 years later.

    I wanted this pie back so badly — not only to eat it for myself, but also to share it with the world.

    I decided I would write down everything I could remember about the pie, hoping that I could recreate the recipe and bake one for myself.

    Filling. Yes, there was definitely filling. It was…